New Decade Resolutions

As you know—or, at least, I hope you know—not only a new year, but a new decade has begun. This is one of those rare occurrences that are not the fault of Tobias Hrothgar, but then again, not many good things are the doing of Hrothgar.

Being a new year, this is the time when people long to start anew, and cast away their old, lazy, gluttonous, criminal lives. People make resolutions for all the good things they intend to do for the coming year, all these things they intend to do to make people like them, and to feel good themselves. Unfortunately, when these foolish humans cast away their past issues, they cast away their past lessons as well, then failing to uphold their resolutions within the first twelve hours of the new year.

That’s where we come in. Disregard all I said about people failing resolutions. Hrothgarian Productions is making their own resolutions we will actually uphold all year long (these words have been repeated by many mouths for centuries now). Allow me to tell you all we intend to do for the company and our fans:

  1. More Posts. For over a year we have failed to post articles regularly, which stinks for a lot of people. Thus, we intend to send a post weekly, or at least monthly. Yes, that means more pointless content, with more emails begging you to read this pointless content.
  2. More Forum Discussions. We’re not making you participate in discussion, but just to be clear, we know where you live. Besides, talking with a bunch of odd genii (plural of genius) about end-of-the-word theories, and how we’re going to die? What could possibly be more fun?
  3. More Subscriber Only Content. This is an idea I stated in the past, but failed to keep that up. We’ll probably fail to keep it up again, but might as well mention it.

That’s about all I have for now. I may give you more resolutions later (after I’ve finished failing all these), but we’ll see. Anything could go wrong. Don’t forget to like this post and subscribe, and we’ll catch you again next week (hopefully).

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