The Poet’s Voices, Part 1 — New Snippet Series
An ode to the poet
Spinning straw into gold
Moon and wind does he mould
Indescribable told, us to know it… Read More The Poet’s Voices, Part 1 — New Snippet Series
An ode to the poet
Spinning straw into gold
Moon and wind does he mould
Indescribable told, us to know it… Read More The Poet’s Voices, Part 1 — New Snippet Series
Advancement is a key characteristic of the modern world. Everything must be newer, better, and faster. All secrets must be uncovered so we can understand the world better and live in the utmost comfort and bliss. Always forward, ever onward, until every edge of the universe has been lit, and every mystery is understood. However, in their constant march toward the future very few people think to look back. True, the future holds innumerable secrets, but the past holds far more. It holds untold tales, unfound truths, and unattainable wisdom and knowledge. I have devoted my life to studying the past and uncovering it. If the whole world did likewise then advancement would be far more drastic; unfortunately, this is not the case.… Read More A Proposition Concerning Doors — Chapter 1
People come trickling slowly into the courtroom. Today is a very big case indeed, and the Hrothgarians intend to crack it. Everyone takes their places. Jericho McLaine prepares her stenotype, making sure it’s as loud as stenotype-ly possible. Karl Bickerstaff stands up and hammers his gavel, thus silencing everyone as we begin… Read More Courtroom Catastrophe — A Hrothgarian Tale
Sinister tadpoles, strangely valuable statues, arson, and much more. This is All the Wrong Question. For this post, we address the third question: “Shouldn’t You Be in School?” Things are getting more exciting. Arson is kind of a theme in this one. Everybody loves to play with fire.… Read More Matters Of Snicket — Part 3
Lemony Snicket is continuing his investigation of the strange things going on around this town, Stain’d by the Sea. He intends to find out who “Hangfire” is, the mysterious villain who seems to be behind much of the sinister happenings. Meanwhile, Ellington Feint and the statue of the Bombinating Beast—which she took with her—are still missing.… Read More Matters Of Snicket — Part 2
Lemony Snicket was born into a secret organization of peoples who call themselves V.F.D. He devoted much of his life to researching and telling the tale of a some orphan children by the surname of Baudelaire.… Read More Matters Of Snicket — Part 1
August of 1963 seemed no different than any other August of 1963. Things people were dying, people were being born, people were being high; nothing unusual. However, on the night of the eleventh, if you looked in the window of a particular apartment building in Los Angeles—the third window up and sixth to the right—you might have seen a pair of eyes looking back out at you.… Read More A Peculiar Personage